But they are all real towns, locations and landmarks on a hilarious new map of Australia that make Rooty Hill sound tasteful.
The ‘Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names’ features over 1,000 of Australia’s strangest and rudest place names.
Here are some of our top picks:
Cock Wash (SA)
Backstairs Passage (SA)
Lovely Bottom (TAS)
Titwobble Lane (VIC)
Peculiar Knob (SA)
Curly Dick Road (NSW)
The Bald Knob (NSW)
Bang Waterhole (QLD)
Dirty Dick Creek (QLD)
Horny Point (SA)
The Boobs (NSW)
Mount Fanny (WA)
Created by Strumpshaw, Tincleton and Giggleswick, the makers promise the map is “guaranteed to cause bouts of childish giggling, not to mention significant kudos for gift-buyers”.
You can buy the map here.
What’s the best place name you’ve heard of? Tell us below.
