Dad jokes are really lame jokes which are so bad, every time you hear one you groan.
Sometimes, if you say a really ‘good’ Dad joke, you get things thrown at you.
If you’re a Dad or a Grandad – then Dad jokes are basically expected of you. But you could be someone who just appreciates the true lameness of Dad jokes. Watch out though – when you read these, you could start wanting to throw things…
- You don’t see many exit signs these days do you – they’re on the way out.
- I once went to a surgeon who was a part time comedian. He had me in stitches.
- I was typing in a new password the other day and so I put in: Beef stew. The computer came back and said, “Sorry, not stroganoff.”
- I went to the Doctor and told her: “I think I have five legs.” She said: “Oh my!…how do your pants fit? I said: “Like a glove.
- I went to the Doctor and told him I was sneezing strawberries. He told me he had cream for that!
- A glue tanker overturned on the highway yesterday…Boy, was I was stuck in traffic.
- Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming…
- People who take Helium on a regular basis speak very highly of it.
- A Boeing 747 (four-engine plane) is flying through the sky when suddenly the number one engine fails. The captain says: “Good morning ladies and gentleman. We have had an engine failure and we will be delayed by 10 minutes.” Then number two engine fails and the captain says: “Sorry ladies and gentleman, we will be delayed by 20 minutes.” Then number three engine fails and the caption says: “We will be delayed by 30 minutes.” Then a passenger says: “Well, if we lose the next engine, we’ll be up here all day.”
