The paper – described as “a collection of ten of Donald Trump’s tweets that we deemed were most suitable for flushing” – is being spruiked by a company called Toilet Tweets.
“Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow – if so, will he become my new best friend?” one 2013 tweet reads.
“Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?” says another from 2014.
Reviews for the two-ply paper have been mixed however.
“I was going to order this but was concerned about lack of absorbency and that it may lead to leaks. However it’s highly recommended for nights of excessive pee incidents,” one reviewer writes.
Still, it hasn’t seemed to have stopped the paper from selling out on Amazon.
Luckily this Trump Toilet Roll Talker is still available for purchase. Whenever you pull off some paper, it treats you to one of Trump’s fabulous quotes such as: “I don’t wear a toupee. It’s my hair. I swear” and “I love China. I just sold an apartment for $15 million to somebody from China.”
Can you picture Malcolm Turnbull saying that?
